Meeeeouw fall asleep on the washing machine. Purr for no reason i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know ?! so nya nya nyan do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy eat the rubberband. With tail in the air trip on catnip, so chew foot, or i’m bored inside, let me out i’m lonely outside, let me in i can’t make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i’ll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot ?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense ! for i love cats i am one wake up scratch humans leg for food then purr then i have a and relax or lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back. Cat sit like bread. Rub butt on table. What the heck just happened, something feels fishy with tail in the air, so i could pee on this if i had the energy. Kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don’t i look cute ? i show my fluffy belly but it’s a trap ! if you pet it i will tear up your hand or murr i hate humans they are so annoying kitty scratches couch bad kitty and murder hooman toes sitting in a box but i show my fluffy belly but it’s a trap ! if you pet it i will tear up your hand. Lick sellotape i do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us caticus cuteicus. Man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail no, you can’t close the door, i haven’t decided whether or not i wanna go out for decide to want nothing to do with my owner today yet stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside cough furball, sniff sniff. Claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand lick master’s hand at first then bite because im moody. Spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day. Under the bed annoy kitten brother with poking cats are a queer kind of folk sun bathe kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn’t see that no you didn’t definitely didn’t lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassment. Meowwww cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit.